I started wearing glasses in the 5th grade and although my style choice was impeccable for a 5th grader, my tortoise shell clubmaster style frames were still the brunt of 4 eyes jokes, and taunting. Glasses wearers unite and embrace the need to frame your face! No longer does wearing glasses just mean we are smart and blind. It is our turn to make those perfect 20/20 eyeballs weep with jealousy as we don our spectacles from ear to ear, dripping with style and the most perfect of all accessories. We have the opportunity to go from hipster to hollywood with the blur of an eye as we switch out pairs of glasses with lightening speed and expert precision. It is our time to poke fun at the poor unfortunate perfectly sighted people wearing frames with no lenses just trying to fit in. It's our time...(goonie reference?)
Now lets go out there and show off what we are medically prescribed to wear and make everyone else green with envy of our short comings.
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